Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
A broken heart is a monument to a love that will never die; fulfillment is a monument to a love that is already on its deathbed.