Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.

Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.

Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.

Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful.