Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.