A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.
What passes for woman's intuition is more often intrinsically nothing more than man's transparency.
It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.