Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.

There is something distinguished about even his failures; they sink not trivially, but with a certain air of majesty, like a great ship, its flags flying, full of holes.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.