Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

There is something distinguished about even his failures; they sink not trivially, but with a certain air of majesty, like a great ship, its flags flying, full of holes.

A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.

It is the mark of a superior person that, left to themselves they are able endlessly to amuse, interest and entertain themselves out of their personal stock of meditations, ideas, criticisms, memories, philosophy, humor and what not.

All one has to do to gather a large crowd in New York is to stand on the curb a few minutes and gaze intently at the sky.

It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.