The sweetest memory is that which involves something which one should not have done; the bitterest, that which involves something which one should not have done, and which one did not do.

It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.

Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

All one has to do to gather a large crowd in New York is to stand on the curb a few minutes and gaze intently at the sky.