Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
I drink so the others become interesting.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
The most loyal and faithful woman indulges her imagination in a hypothetical liaison whenever she dons a new street frock for the first time.
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.