I drink to make other people interesting.

Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.

Drama - what literature does at night.

Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.