I drink to make other people interesting.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

The triumph of sugar over diabetes.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is the privilege of the aristocracy. The worries of the world are for the common people.

Men go to the theatre to forget; women, to remember.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.