An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.

80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

It's an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path.

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.