An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want.

[There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell scary stories to your grandkids: "A long time ago when I was growing up, there used to be people who were white," and the kid says, "Really?" and you say, "Yeah, like the man who cuts our grass."' I've had that line forever and I love it.

I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].

Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.

Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.