You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone as an "ass." Unless you're British, calling someone an ass really doesn't work. But those are the rules of television. You can be a dirtbag, but not a scumbag.

You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.

I was talking to Jesus, and I said, Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me. And Jesus looked at me and said, You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.

Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.

R2D2 has gotten more work since “Star Wars” than Carrie Fisher