Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing.

You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.

Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como.

There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.