I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.

I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.

In real life I'm a tall, blond Christian.

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.