I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like its crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like its laughing. Nowadays, we would say, How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask.

I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.