I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

I always try to avoid anything that has to do with my life.

Every time you open the paper now, there seems to be another celebrity getting arrest for masturbation. First, it was Peewee Herman and then George Michael. If masturbation's a crime, I should be on death row.

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”

I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I was talking to Jesus, and I said, Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me. And Jesus looked at me and said, You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.