I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing.

R2D2 has gotten more work since “Star Wars” than Carrie Fisher