I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.

I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.

There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.