If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.
I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.
I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.
You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.
R2D2 has gotten more work since โStar Warsโ than Carrie Fisher
Nothing can help my comedy.