People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.

If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'

I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.