The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.

Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.