The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.

With Katrina, it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did.

I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.

What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.