I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn't keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I'm not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it?

With Katrina, it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did.

If someone says that I'm the best at anything, I always just agree with them. I'm certainly not gonna argue.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.