Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.
Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.
[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.
You cannot live in Los Angeles for any period of time without eventually trying to write a screenplay. It's like a flu bug that you catch ... Even the plumber has a screenplay in his truck.
Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to.
[Emily Litella line:] Never mind.