... I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Suddenly I had to spend all my time getting well.

I would rather be funny than gorgeous, absolutely. Because it's too hard to be gorgeous, you know. I could make a stab at gorgeous as long as I had something funny to say to get out of it.

I'm not really an impersonator.

You cannot live in Los Angeles for any period of time without eventually trying to write a screenplay. It's like a flu bug that you catch ... Even the plumber has a screenplay in his truck.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.