I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary-it's an act of infinite optimism.
I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.
Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.
Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.
[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.