When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

I can always create new material. That's something I can control.

Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup?

My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!