When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so they have a lot of nerve. We have a lot of nerve as a country. The only people that should have xenophobia are Native Americans. Everyone else should shut up.

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

You've got to keep moving, keep creating.

But there's times when I like to find the strange angles to something. People go, 'I heard a lot of jokes like that, but that's one of the most interesting takes I heard.' That's what I try to do.