When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup?

You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always tries to help me, 'You looking for the bread?' I was like, 'Dude, I can see it right here, alright.' He's like, 'Hey, hey, it's in aisle two.' That's all you got, what are you talking about?

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?