When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

I can always create new material. That's something I can control.

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?

Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.

The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.