If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.