If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me.