I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me.

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rewarded in class for being funny. You're a disturbance. But the funny kid is often witty and clever and quick... they finally get a chance to express themselves when they get out of school.

My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?