I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

I'm forever a part of pop culture.

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.