I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.