But there's times when I like to find the strange angles to something. People go, 'I heard a lot of jokes like that, but that's one of the most interesting takes I heard.' That's what I try to do.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

You've got to keep moving, keep creating.

The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work or someone doesn't agree with you. And I want to show that. I have had more hecklers because that's part of comedy is arguments, you know?