When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.