When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.