When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.