When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."