When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.