When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."