When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.