A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
Gracie AllenIt's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.
Gracie AllenThis used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie AllenWe favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.
Gracie Allen