This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.