It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.
Gracie AllenYou kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?
Gracie AllenA friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
Gracie Allen