Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.