Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.