Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.