Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.