Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.