This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie AllenA friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
Gracie AllenMy mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.
Gracie AllenIt's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.
Gracie Allen