I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
Gracie AllenI left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.
Gracie AllenYou kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?
Gracie Allen