I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.