I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.