I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.