I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.