I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.