You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?
Gracie AllenThis recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
Gracie AllenAll the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.
Gracie AllenThis used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie Allen