I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.