My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.