My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.