My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.