My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.