My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.