My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.