My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.