This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.