This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.