I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.
Gracie AllenI often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.
Gracie AllenI don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
Gracie AllenA young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.
Gracie Allen