This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.