This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.