The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.