The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.