The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.