The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?" Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.