The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.