The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.