The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to win a race - but it's no sillier than asking anyone else.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.