The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.