Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.