You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?
Gracie AllenI don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
Gracie AllenThe Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.
Gracie AllenI left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.
Gracie Allen