Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.