We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.
I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.
Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.