Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.