Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.