A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.