A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.