A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.