Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.
I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.
Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!
I loved Lucille Ball growing up.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.