Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.
I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.
I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.
Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.
All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.
The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.