Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.