I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.

Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.

I don't think anyone wants to be gay.

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.