I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.
All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.
I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.
The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints
Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'