An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.