An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.

My life could have been so grim really, really grim.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints