Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.
If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.
I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.
I am really bad at actually interviewing people.
My life could have been so grim really, really grim.
I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.