I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints
I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.
I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.