All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.

I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.