All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.