Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.
Graham NortonMy mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.
Graham NortonIf it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.
Graham NortonStraight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
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