My life could have been so grim really, really grim.

I think the word is adult!

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.