In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'

One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.