The BBC is a victim of its own independence.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints
My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.
I loved Lucille Ball growing up.
My life could have been so grim really, really grim.
It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.