In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.

Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I am very quick to judge.