In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

I don't think anyone wants to be gay.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.