In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints
My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.
Tolerance is forced on people in London.
The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.
My life could have been so grim really, really grim.
A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.