I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.

I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.