One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

I don't think anyone wants to be gay.

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.