If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.