If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.

I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

I think the word is adult!

I am very quick to judge.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.