I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.

I am very quick to judge.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.