The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.

Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.