The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

I am very quick to judge.

Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'

I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.