I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.