I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.