I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints
Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!
My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.
A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.
Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.