Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

I am very quick to judge.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.