Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.