Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.

Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.