Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.